One time, I took a walk, and met a midget. She was pretty awesome, so I took her out for some strawberry shortcake ice cream. She was rather distressed about her dead porcupine. She took three steps back when I told her that my corn flakes were green this morning. I thought she was pretty impressed, but too bad she had three butt holes. I'm not not one for odd numbers. Moral of the story. The only time to masturbate is when there are giraffes in your apartment.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely. When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once. When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to listen. It feels like you’re screaming in a crowded room, yet not one person hears you.
How I acted as a kid:
How kids act today:
How I act now:
Alright, if you’ve never cut then don’t try to act like you know everything about it. Yelling at me and telling me I’m stupid isn’t going to make me stop. Making me feel like shit about myself isn’t going to help my self esteem. & Just because I’m happy doesn’t mean I can’t be depressed. None of these bitches understand me and I’m sick of them acting like they do. Jordan is the only person I can relate to and I barely get to see him. :( I hate not having people to talk to here.
reblog this for the message I dont care if Im not a demi blog, she is flawess and SMART.
she’s amazing.
preach it dem.
reblog this for the message I dont care if Im not a demi blog, she is flawess and SMART.
she’s amazing.
preach it dem.
me: listen to music
normal person: oh, thats neat, i like music too
me: no you dont understand
Boy: i no
Girl: ily
Boy: ily2
: *after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: wer is he
Dad: dont u no who gave u the heart
Girl: *cries*
Dad: lmfao jk he cheated on u and left
